Day 5

After a good nights sleep my first one the island I was ready to go. I grabbed one of Jordans special hydration packs and went to the target range. Mac was already the shooting out spiky 4 leaf clovers. I went over to a target and opened my mouth. 30 bullets left in 0.5 seconds. All of them pierced the bulls eye of the target leaving the sheet in taters.

The look on Jordan and Mac's face was funny and they were obviously impressed. I ripped up a few more sheets and then we moved to the combat arena to practice hand on hand fighting incase we were ever in the situation. This time round I did not have to wear the hydration pack and instead a chucked on a power control belt so i woudl not kill anyone in the process of boxing there ears. Me and Mac were up first. I thought he would be an easy target but little did I know he was going to use his height to his advantage. I tried an uppercut on his little head but he stepped back and then moved in landing roughly 30 punches in my guts before i coudl even move. He hit super quick. i slumped against the ropes as he came into finish me but i looked up at the last moment and ducked his flying puch and this time my uppercut hit and i sent him into the post holding the ropes on the other side of the ring which then snapped! So i went over and helped him up. Thankfully he was not hurt just a little dazed. Being a good sport he shook my hand which was nice!

Next I had to fight Jordan. From the start he used dirty moves and landed on me a couple of low blows which made me go nuts. But he was just firing me up to do something stupid and sure enough i did and he made the most of it knocking me out cold..... The last thing i saw was my own blood trickling onto Malhala's forehead as he tried to stop the blood flow.....

Day 4

I awoke feeling superb. That fall gave me a jolt of energy and me and Malhala went to find meat. We saw a pig on the edge of the clearing and I opened my mouth and shot its back legs out. Malhala went and tore it to shreds. We cooked it by putting it by Malhala's butt and when he farted flames came out so it got cooked. After a good feed we decided to continue to the mountain. This time i choose to ride on Malhala and we raced through the greenery, over rivers and off cliffs.

When we got to the bottom there was a small thing it looked like Ratchet from Ratchet and Clank. It told us we could not go any further I tapped Malhala and he went over licked it to give himself the innocent look then he ripped his head clean off and broke the useless metal down to the shape of a death head. Good boy i said as i patted him. We ventured on up the mountain. I wasnt tired by the time we reached the top which took us about 2 minutes to get to!

Malhala ran off so I followed him. He had found something... something amazing. He had found an underground tunnel. So I ran down it with Malhala following suddenly we dropped from the level of the tunnel down into a pit of brown stuff. Chocolate. I ate and ate until I felt liek i would explode. Then I heard the sound of a plasma weapon. Jordan was here! I smashed through the wall only to find Jordan standing there shooting at a big red bag which closely resembled Shane Camerons punching bag. 'Hello' he said in a sinister manner. I said hello back in my most evil voice. I asked him what he was doing and he replied, ' Getting ready for a war'. He then said are you coming. So I followed him. He took my to a portal that beamed a bright shade of red. He then told me that this was out of bounds until Day 9.

Then out of the blue Mac appeared 'Ello' he said. I laughed he was like 4 feet tall and dressed in green. He looked like a ragamuffin but there was no doubt that he was a leprechaun! So this is the 3rd and strongest god of war he said to Jordan. Yes he replied in his sinister manner. He then told us to get some sleep becuase tomorrow was the start of training and a hard one too...

Day 3

I woke up with a throbbing head. My eyes were all fuzzy and i was covered from head to toe in grazes. My first thought was of my ambition to find water thankfully i had fallen a little further down the slope so all i had to do was to slide down. I greedily gulped the luscious blue water. it tasted so fresh and it made me feel relaxed.



I had one choice and i decided to do it that was to strip and go for a swim. The water was so nice it sent a chill up my spine and i dived under gulping water down as i went. Down down down i went. I saw a glint of silver under the waterfall so i went under the water pounding on my back.

There was a rock made out of silver and emerald. It had weird inscriptions in it like those i had seen when i went to Machu Pichu last year for a school tour. I traced the markings with my hand. Suddenly the rock opened and i was sucked under. I was in a room full or fluro drawings one looked vaguely like the volcom logo. Suddenly T-Pain appeared and told me to take a green rock from his hand. As i approached him he changed form into the White Witch from Narnia and ramed the stone in my mouth. Then she just turned into dust....

My body felt weird and i looked in the puddle in the middle of the room. I vomited but not spew a green liquid. My skin had turned inside out. I was now a monster. I dived up through the hole but it was to small and i got stuck. So i smacked it the whole room collapsed and i raced out through the gap that had devoloped. I started to swim and in a second i hit the bank with my head which caused my horns to bend over like a rams. Wait i have horns cool...

I went to grab my clothes but they were not there but in there place there was a Komodo Dragon on a chain and a note.
The Note said: Dear Vulgrax (Thats your new name) you are now the god of war on this island. You have many powers like mind reading and super strength. You can also fly and shoot bullets from your tongue. This Komodo Dragon is your pet his name is Malhala. He is super fast and can kill anything apart from you and Mac the leprechaun. Your mission is to rage a war with the aliens and defeat them or the whole race of humans will be destroyed. Go to the portal under the mountain on Day 9 to go to Narnia so you can fight the White Witch and her alien accomplices. From a Friend...

I started to breath heavily. I screamed why me god and then i flew. I was sky high in a half a second. I decided to go to the big mountain to find someone to help me. Now learning to fly is not that hard you just thrust your arms out like superman and then pull them back really fast every minute and you stay up. Not that i knew that and i fell to the ground next to the edge of the lake.

Where I fell asleep......